{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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