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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Fayette is a city in Fayette County, Iowa, United States. As of the 2020 census, the city population was 1,256. It was named after the Marquis de la Fayette, French hero of the American Revolutionary War. Fayette is the home of Upper Iowa University, a small private college. The Volga River State Recreation Area is located just north of Fayette, and many other parks and natural areas are nearby.
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